Our investigations indicate that Benjamin Allocco is not super dead.

On the contrary, he appears to be super alive. So alive you can’t even believe it. I heard he even joined the 21st Century and signed up for IG (The Instant Gram).

But he doesn’t blog much anymore. He just doesn’t really want to make a damn newsletter. He has stuff to do, okay? He’s writing novels. He’s learning guitar. He can’t just sit around blogging all day so you can confirm he’s not dead, ya know?

Disclaimer: Please note that depending when you are reading this and the last time it was updated, it is possible that Benjamin Allocco may, in fact, be super dead. We recommend checking the obits regularly.